Congratulating your loved ones on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if it’s a corporate event for men on February 23, female colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each person invited to the holiday.
Place, time
Start by choosing a room - this will help you decide on all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant with enough space for a stage, dancing, and banquet tables. Sufficient space will allow you to implement all the ideas for decorating the hall and any theme of the corporate party for February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.
It is not always possible to move furniture in the office; office equipment gets in the way; there is not enough space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.
Decor
- Hang a congratulatory banner above the entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. They can be easily supplemented with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;
- make a “cool” stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main message is.
A joke on competitors - a poster where one army is chasing another. The winners have your company logo on their helmets/caps, while the losers have their competitor’s logo on them. But it is better to discuss this point with management.
- borrow a camouflage net for the duration of the corporate event(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture or hung on the wall in a photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;
- Cut triangles from khaki paper and assemble into garlands. Inside some of them paste your logo, a photo of the heroes of the occasion in helmets and caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in themed colors in the shape of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.
Inside every man, even the most serious one, there lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, organize a radio-controlled jeep race at your corporate event - the stronger sex will be delighted!
- buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki cocktail straws. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (the company logo against the background of the country’s flag, a helmet, a red star), and replace the labels on bottles with themed pictures.
Invite all your colleagues to the corporate event, not just men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a postcard in a military style (tank, grenade, brave soldier), a comic summons to the military registration and enlistment office, a dispatch from a general with an order to appear at the gathering place;
In addition to funny skits and congratulatory songs, prepare thematic anecdotes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored during breaks between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by crowds.
There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate event script - these are rather arbitrary preparations that “pop up” during the course of the event. This will make the atmosphere at the party more relaxed.
Script, entertainment
We offer a universal corporate party scenario for February 23rd in army style. Suitable for a relaxed company gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to set up a military registration and enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang up instructions, posters, stands.
If the corporate party on February 23 is not held at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe/restaurant staff about the decoration of the hall (not everyone allows you to create your own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an establishment).
The main presenter appears in the image of a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets the guests and invites them to sit at the tables.
Introductory part
Two “brand new” FIFA girls appear on the stage, very slender, typical “blondes”. The guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:
First girl(P): ...and also womanism flourishes there and for some reason it needs to be on the nightstand.
Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!
P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. You'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. You can also wash foot wraps by hand and even clean your boots yourself!
IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about manicure?!
P: Honey, what a manicure! All day long, either a machine gun or a shovel is in my hands - a manicurist. And makeup, by the way. Just imagine, you spend the whole morning making things look beautiful, and then bam the commander says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”
IN: No, I won’t join the army, a gas mask doesn’t suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there... But I’m wearing a gas mask... Eh!
P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the worst thing (in a creepy whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!
The second girl makes big eyes, covers her most precious possessions with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? He begins to howl loudly: How can I slope down? I won't go!
Two new people appear on the stage and approach the FIFA. Portly, with curves. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:
Honey: Why did you burst into tears, you sick people? Who did you give in to? You'll only scare away all the men!
POV: They don’t want to give honor! Yes, there would be something to give away (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, Shast Otsedova (he swings a ladle at the fifa, they run away from the stage).
Momma's children, no way in the world
Don't go to the army to serve
In the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
In the army for two years without pay.
We will bite, offend and beat you
Don't join the army, you whiners.
In the army there is a robber, in the army there is a vampire
The army has a terrible co-manager!
They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:
But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live with you until
Yes, the army has shovels, parade ground and machine guns
The commander with a hangover is terrible
But we will feed you, care for you and love you
Come to the army to serve!
In the army they will show you and teach you everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed you, care for you and love you
Come, guys, to serve in the army!
When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, and remade songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly with the music everyone is familiar with.
Body check
Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how can you not run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad should line up for the medical examination and roll call. Stand up in alphabetical order so that my eyes don’t run over the list of surnames. Why are we sitting?! There will be no deferments from the army for anyone today!
All men invited to the corporate event are lined up according to the first letter of their last name. The medical examination on February 23, of course, will be humorous - there is no need to undress or touch anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the ranks and comments.
A person who knows everyone well should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues for February 23rd. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.
- so, private Antonov... Wow, what hands! With such people you don’t even need a shovel - valuable personnel;
- Dubov, why have you grown hair like a mammoth’s armpit?? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will be sweating under your helmet. Should I shave? Okay, we'll figure it out later.
IN: ok, the medical examination is over. Now we line up according to height (men rearrange). You are so slow, like pregnant turtles! We need to hurry you up... Well, quickly line up according to the size of your manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgar people!
For our corporate party scenario for February 23rd, prepare military-style caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men. V. distributes them after the “platoon” has adjusted to the size of the belly.
IN., looking around the “soldiers”: But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But the appearance is great, the main thing is physical preparation! Defending your homeland doesn’t mean shaving off your beard with a jillette—risk is always present.
Active competitions
Next in the scenario are army-style competitions. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - physical fitness and the average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the location of the corporate event.
On February 23, darts or throwing balls of paper into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, and endurance are suitable for the office. For young people, you can organize sports games ("exercises") in nature. Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in limited space):
- who will hold the young lady in his arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, squat, spin around, stand on one leg);
- who will cheat faster balloon, jumping with his butt on the foot-plate to the song “Esaul, why did you abandon your horse”. The ball needs to be put on the hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);
- two participants have dangling bags with two raw eggs inside. By swinging the bag, you need to break your opponent's eggs. Conclusion to the competition: “Now let’s see which of you has the strongest eggs!” Of course, if the morals of the company allow such jokes;
- use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on top of the other. The difficulty is that the cans need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls, drink the penalty and try again or pass the ball to the next one;
- wrap footcloths(tear strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.
Table break
IN: “Service is service, and lunch is on schedule. I invite everyone to the table!” To prevent a corporate party from turning into a banal drinking party, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, remake songs, etc. Military-style table games and competitions will fit perfectly:
- exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;
- take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Anyone who can’t remember/come up with a penalty drink or forfeits;
- guess theme songs based on the first line/music fragment;
- if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by body part which of the fair half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if the series of eyes, hands and the back of heads is diluted with a couple of pictures of appetizing cleavage and women’s butts(or even men’s ones - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).
- guess how much the backpack/duffel bag shown by the presenter weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).
Oath, collective congratulations
IN: So, stop relaxing! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid the burden, so be it, I read it, and you bawle in a friendly chorus, “I swear!” after each point of the oath.
- sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they are not given a salary (in unison - I swear!)
- diligently pretend that I strictly follow all the orders of my superiors
- come up with masterly excuses for absenteeism and tardiness
- to the machinations of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock labor
- always protect the honor and dignity of the fair half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.
Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the defenders of the reliable
Happy holiday - hurray! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything in life be beautiful,
Enough money for the south and beer
Heroic health and women's health (in unison: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give you affection and warmth,
So that the fish always bite, so that every choice is easy
I was on my life's journey. Well, for the sake of rhyming “for” - from February 23!
The final part of the scenario is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - keychains, medals, fake military ID cards, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awards with humor - “cool” nominations:
- Mr. Savior, smile, homebody, hard worker, charm, punctuality;
- "real colonel" to the most senior or superior
- “a fighter of the invisible front” to someone who does unnoticed but important work
- “peacemaker” for the ability to resolve conflict situations
- "think tank" for idea generator
- “operative staff” to someone who always turns out to be in the right place at the right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, and helps out when necessary;
- Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.
Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there will be a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of your colleagues.
Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scenarios and competitions are collected and.
Admissions committee(Polyclinic. Several conscripts in shorts and T-shirts are standing on the stage. Conscript No. 1 is frail, small, pimply. Conscript No. 2 is cute, with an athletic build. Conscript No. 3 is a bespectacled, nerd. Conscript No. 4 is a stupid jock, holding an outpatient map. Doctor No. 1 in a robe. Doctor No. 2 runs in) D2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D1: Actually, it’s Monday, 9 am, I still have to go to work. D2: Ugh, is it because of this? D1: No, they called us from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D2: Oh, I’ll finally renovate the kitchen(surprised, to doctor No. 1 ) What, did I say that out loud?(to conscripts) Well, are you afraid of me? Panties.(scaring like a ghost) Good, good, good... Okay, don’t worry, the healthiest ones will go into the army.(walking along the line) You see, Shoigu has entrusted with what responsibility, not today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then the Minister of Education. What happens, now I have to quarrel with the entire government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe some of you are healthy voluntarily? Conscript 1: Me! D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home.(pointing to conscript #2) So, you, come here!(Project No. 2 comes out) Psychological test.(doc. shows photo) What do you see in this picture? Conscript 2:(joyfully) A couple in love. D1: More precisely. Conscript 2:(guilty) Me and your daughter. D 2:(angrily) Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now don’t be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. Conscript 2: Maybe in... a submarine? D2: Everyone will be in the submarine, and you will be on the submarine.(conscript No. 2 goes to the end of the line) So, what's up with you?(addressing conscript No. 3. Takes a photo of fluorography from him, examines it in the light) (removes the photo, and behind the photo there was a thousand rubles (not visible to the viewer at the beginning) he examines it) Well done! D1: And you, Artem Aleksandrovich, yesterday watched “Living Healthy” with Elena Malysheva? D2: Well, it’s not interesting, Christmas trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach costume, purring, purring the entire program, bullshit. I switched it.(to conscript No. 4) What do you have there?(takes the outpatient card from him and reads it) So, Heh!(to doctor No. 1) Look how beautifully he visualized everything.(to conscripts) He hisses.(zero reactions) Well, it’s a bit of a shame.(everyone laughs, conscript No. 4 snatches the card from the dock and runs to the end of the line, crying) D1: All this is nonsense! He’s mowing! D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Aleksandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D1: What are you talking about? D2: Yes, they didn’t believe me for 4 days. They tickled and tickled, to no avail! Do you know how I guessed? I see no one is eating the orange.(laughter) (dreamily) (to everyone) (to conscripts, fun) You guys are all good! Conscript #2: Why is that? D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsk boys, the Army is the only chance in life to at least get something from Yudashkin!
D 2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D2: Ugh, is it because of this? D2: Oh, I’ll finally renovate the kitchen. What, did I say that out loud? Well, are you afraid of me? Panties. Good, good, good... Okay, don’t worry, the healthiest ones will go into the army. You see, Shoigu has entrusted what responsibility he has, not today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then the Minister of Education. What is this, I now have to quarrel with the entire government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe some of you are voluntarily healthy? D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home. So, you, come here! Psychological test.( What do you see in this picture? D2: More precisely. D2: Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now don’t be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. D2: Everyone will beVsubmarine, and youonsubmarine. So, what's wrong with you?( Well done! Now it's good! Well done! D2: Well, it’s not interesting, Christmas trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach costume, purring, purring the entire program, bullshit. I switched it. What do you have there?So,dysfunction of the secretion of a biological gene of substances as a result of a violation of vegetative genesis. Heh! Look how he veiled everything beautifully. He's whining. Well, he's proudhoning. D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Aleksandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D2: Yes, they didn’t believe me for 4 days. They tickled and tickled, to no avail! Do you know how I guessed? I see no one is eating the orange. D2: Girls, skirts. Did you find Rastorguev’s notebook or something?( The army is a purely male affair, understand? So the medical examination is all a formality.( You guys are all good! D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsk boys, the Army is the only chance in life to at least get something from Yudashkin!
D1: Actually, it’s Monday, 9 am, I still have to go to work. D1: No, they called us from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D1: And you, Artem Aleksandrovich, yesterday watched “Living Healthy” with Elena Malysheva? D1: All this is nonsense! He’s mowing! D1: What are you talking about? D1: Artem Aleksandrovich, it’s a pity that we don’t have a women’s army, like in Israel. Otherwise there would be so many girls in skirts standing here right now.
Leading: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor, whose appointment must be made several months in advance.
A doctor comes in wearing a robe and cap.
Doctor: Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.
(Approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) speaks:
1.Completely healthy.
2. Let me hear what’s in your heart?
Diagnosis: mild crush!
3.What is your heart singing about? Can I listen?
So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
4. Young man, say A-A-A.
Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
5. But, dear, what will you please us with?
All clear. She is sleeping!
6. And you, father, why are you so sad?
Write. Depression.
8 Who are you, can I listen?
Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us, who are you, what is your last name?
Persecution mania...
10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten anything today, how do you generally eat?
11. Here is your heart, it seems that it’s about to jump out from an overabundance of feelings. Is there something you really want to say?
Well done.
12 Your heart, it seems to me, is worried about the gifts that you gave to the hero of the day today?
It’s better to listen to the heart, it will tell the truth.
(approaches the hero of the day)
Tell me, when the anniversary is over, everyone will go home and you will be alone in the evening, what words will you say to your wife that are in your heart.
Can we listen too?
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear:
1 Chronic jubilism.
2 Bottleism
3 Tanzelite
4 Overeating
5 Peretostitis
6 Acute drunkenness
7 Hangover syndrome
8 Acute drink deficiency
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination!
Our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary.
Having examined the hero of the day: ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen.
Taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine,
The conclusion was that our hero of the day is young.
The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw.
According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love.
And like urine like a piece of glass, it doesn’t hit your head
Yes, and on the lower floor, when viewed in the lower floor,
Everything is in order, everything is in order, only there are calluses on the heel,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always runs a lot.
There are no unnecessary wrinkles on the face, sharp eyesight and excellent hearing.
The brain and digestion are normal, only the reproductive channel is blocked,
It doesn’t matter either, he always wants sex.
And he can physically work until he sweats.
We conclude that he does not need treatment.
Is it just to relax and with the guests a little bit,
For a healthy person, take 100, 125 grams!
Our dear hero of the day, we present to you medal" IN healthy body- healthy mind "
We give you honor and glory,
Let life warm you with kindness,
After all, you are the owner by right
The rewards are so high!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DEAR____________________!
This scenario does not imply the passive receipt of congratulations, but the direct participation of the men themselves in providing themselves with pleasure by participating in games and competitions.
The participants are all men, the presenter is a charming girl, dressed in the style of a show business star. The presenter may have assistants. Or responsibilities can be distributed among several leaders.
Presenter:
Well, this long-awaited day has arrived!
This means there is no reason to shirk.
Participate in competitions - tirelessly!
What did you think? You are men!
You are strong, brave, promising,
Experienced, smart and active.
Let's start with military discipline!
What did you think? You are men
The chorus of Pugacheva’s song “Oh, what a man he was - a real colonel” sounds.
And then the chorus of Allegrova’s song “Junior Lieutenant, Young Boy.”
To this music, a provocatively dressed girl, perhaps wearing a wig and false eyelashes and nails, hands out cards to all the men with military ranks on them.
The cards are in some kind of military headdress (hat, cap, cap, helmet, etc.). Men should not see what cards they take out.
Private;
Corporal;
Lance Sergeant;
Sergeant;
Staff Sergeant;
Sergeant Major;
Ensign;
Ensign;
Lieutenant;
Senior Lieutenant;
Captain;
Major;
Lieutenant colonel;
Colonel;
Major General;
Lieutenant General;
Army General;
Marshall;
If there are more men in a team than titles, then the missing amount is obtained with “Private” cards. All men must line up according to the seniority of the ranks on the cards.
Presenter, in a commanding tone:
Now the task will appear before you.
An example to show your mental power.
All cards are different, everyone will get them.
It’s easier for some, easier for others.
The cards will contain military ranks.
And there will be such a task for everyone:
Essentially, you will need to stand up
Distributed by seniority.
If someone doesn't want to get up,
They won't hang him on the honor board.
We quickly got up. This is not the place for you!
There are still important competitions waiting for you.
All the men took their piece of paper, were distributed according to seniority, and stood in a line.
The assistant (who distributed the leaflets) reads out the order of ranks.
Whoever stands correctly is stroked on the head or kissed on the cheek, saying in an erotic tone: “well done fighter.”
If someone takes the wrong position, the presenter’s assistant “scolds” him in the same erotic tone: “you’re a bad soldier, come to my penal battalion, I’ll give you a penalty and fine you heavily.”
If you don't catch a spy, you won't learn anything!
Let's continue the holiday with joy and interesting competition, the essence of which is to “recruit” a girl from the audience of spectators through various persuasion or other actions. Prove that she is not an enemy, but a friend.
You can use any tricks - bribery with candy, kisses and hugs, or you can simply grab and kidnap. Bring it and put it in front of the audience. Girls are given an order in advance: not to agree to anything! This can be done by agreement in preparation for the holiday. But it would be better if no one except the presenters knew about this in advance.
You can distribute leaflets to all the girls with the following instructions:
"Attention! As a training exercise, a foreign intelligence agent will now approach you and recruit you. Whatever he offers you, don’t agree! To test your agent, ask him funny tasks. He will have to fulfill them. If he can still convince you that he belongs to you and that you need to work for this agent, you can risk agreeing. At your own personal responsibility!”
Presenter:
At ease, comrades. Everyone leave.
Everyone, take your place, sit down.
Our preparations have begun well.
We're right on track with recruitment.
In this very room of ours
As you can see, there are a lot of beauties.
You are in the enemy's camp. Arsenal - seduction
With the help of flattery, deception and clothes.
Everyone recruits who and how they want.
Gives sweets, kisses, tickles.
The girl listens to the compliment.
But how to recognize whose agent he is?
What if he is some kind of skilled maniac?
What if he lies, cheats and leaves?
What if he takes you to a provincial town?
What if they don’t wear this anymore?
Men go and choose their “recruitment target”, and then it’s his concern, how he will convince and whether he can convince that he belongs. The winners who managed to complete the tasks and bring or carry the “object” onto the stage are awarded some kind of spy-themed prize.
The assistant brings out the prizes and presents them with the words: “You are Zero-Zero-X! Super agent! You are the son of your era! You are a superman, you are a gentleman. Your doings are not bad."
Plant a tree, build a house, raise a child!
Let's move on to a new competition. We attach three pictures to the board or wall - a house, a tree, a child. An assistant with a pointer (you can wear a formal suit and big glasses, like a teacher) will point to these symbols from the famous saying.
The point is that, standing facing the audience, when the assistant points to one of the three symbols behind his back, the man names one of the actions: plant, grow or build. In some cases, you will be able to “grow a tree,” which also counts.
Presenter:
Okay, enough fighting already.
After all, dinner, a wife and a bed are waiting at home.
Everyone knows Ivan and Yegorka,
What the saying tells us all.
In that saying - a built house.
And a tree grows there under the window.
And a happy childhood runs around there.
Everyone knows that truth from an early age!
Anyone who wants to, get up and come here!
It won't be difficult for you at all
Name three actions in order:
Plant, build, grow. But - without looking back!
The assistant places the one who volunteered (or herself takes someone out of the room):
Assistant:
Love is reckless, stand like this. And I will point with a pointer to the sign.
A couple more participants are called. For participation in the competition, some kind of comic prize is given. The assistant presents the prize with the words “This is for you. Look, don't yawn. Where and what you need to always get to.”
Presenter:
Our beloved, dear men!
I see no reason to be bored today.
And now we will kiss you all!
The competitions are over. Well, shall we dance?